Forget all of the expensive perfumes! It is all going straight to the dumpster. I am switching to eau de Lemon Windex! I recently read an article about a research project conducted that concluded people were more agreeable, more generous, more willing to give to charity, and had an all around better attitude when Lemon Windex was spritzed into the air.
So, if I just generously spritz myself every day, life will be perfect…RIGHT? No rude people, people stumbling over each other to give me money, and everyone will agree with everything I say! Smell ya’ later…
PS…I will be the one smelling like lemon glass cleaner, surrounded by people fighting to give me money…WINK!
theuncouturehousewife 